I’ve come across more than a few funny, sometimes thought provoking coffee quotes and here’s a few of my favorites. I know that I’m missing some good ones, so if you have any, please leave them in the comments at the end.
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
-Author Unknown
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
-David Letterman
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
-Author Unknown
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-Alphonse Allais
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
-Author Unknown
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
-Author Unknown
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
-Author Unknown
-T.S. Eliot
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’
-Conan O’Brien
Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino…Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup.
-Denis Leary
I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.
-From the television show Will and Grace
Coffee falls into the stomach … ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop … the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similies arise, the paper is covered with ink …
-Honoré de Balzac
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan
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